The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to lick your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!