- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to see through glass

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to smell like ham

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

Pointless Super Powers