the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to control yourself

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!