- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to pee any color

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

the ability to blow yourself

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to have no superpower

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to see stuff

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power of women's rights.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

power to have no power at all

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to any ugly person love you.

Pointless Super Powers