- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power of women's rights.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

Liam Brudenell

The power to make everything worse

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to be powerless

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to burn the sun.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the power to turn food into shit

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Pointless Super Powers