- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to turn food into shit

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to chew with your tongue

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Pointless Super Powers