- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to burn the sun.

the power to turn food into shit

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to chew with your tongue

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

Pointless Super Powers