- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

To be able to summon old people

The power to block your own powers

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

the power to hovertate

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to smell any point in time

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!