the power to get sick

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!