the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to die

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to create another human

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!