SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to be blind

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to die at will

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!