- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to stop existing.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to have no superpower

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

Pointless Super Powers