- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to die at will

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to be missed when present.

The power of women's rights.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to poo.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

Pointless Super Powers