The power of women's rights.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to poo.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!