To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!