- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to take a crap.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to take huge shits at will.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to have no superpower

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

yo mama

The power to die at will

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

Pointless Super Powers