- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to poo.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

Pointless Super Powers