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The ability to turn anything into a belt.
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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.
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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.
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the ability to un-dank any meme
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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.
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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings
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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see
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the ability to turn off your super ability.....
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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want
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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.
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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.
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The power to make it impossible to have powers
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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.
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The ability to control dairy products
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land
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The ability to find objects in the last place you look
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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back
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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.
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Super strength that works for a millisecond.
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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies
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The power to have a unique fart smell
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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O
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the power to time travel to the present
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!