The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to die

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Aweonao

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!