The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!