- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to burn the sun.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to hear in the dark.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The ability to spit mouthwash

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

Pointless Super Powers