The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to jump

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!