- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to morph into yourself

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to read the terms of service.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

Pointless Super Powers