- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to die

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to poo.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to talk without a tongue

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

Pointless Super Powers