Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!