The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to become demented

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!