The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to be blind

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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yo mama

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make everything worse

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!