- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the ability to talk to humans

The power to speak in only anime openings

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to have no superpower

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to be missed when present.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers