The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!