- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

power to age faster

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to die

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to poo.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to not think of a productive power.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

Pointless Super Powers