- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

the power to spell words wrong

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

to poop a penny every year

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to stop existing.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to make coma patients bark.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

Pointless Super Powers