the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Justin Bieber

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!