- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Justin Bieber

The power to smile uncontrollably.

the power to write on cellophane

The ability to see into the present.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to have a pointless superpower

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to take a crap.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

Pointless Super Powers