The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to waste money

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!