to make your bowel work backwards

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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boo

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the power to be powerless

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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to poop a penny every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!