the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be french.

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The power to be blind

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!