- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to know when men have erections

Pointless Super Powers