- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power of christ ;)

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to speak only one language

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to hatch from an egg

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to be french.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to die when you get old

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

Pointless Super Powers