- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to read this.

The power to jizz mango chutney

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

the power to melt your bones

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

Pointless Super Powers