The power to see through windows

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to make food shrimp.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!