- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to melt your bones

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power of christ ;)

the ability to type slower.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to speak only one language

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to hatch from an egg

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

Pointless Super Powers