- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to eat people :D

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to a nokia phone.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

Pointless Super Powers