- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to turn toast back into bread

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to herd cats

Invisible handwriting.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

Pointless Super Powers