- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to run Crysis.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power of night-blindness.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to die on command.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

Pointless Super Powers