- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to change your weight

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

Pointless Super Powers