- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The ability to die on command.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to take edible shits.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Pointless Super Powers