The power to live.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

swear words -jesse

Having the power to stand still

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power of fart helium

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to freeze ice

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to have a V8

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!