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swear words -jesse

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to have a V8

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to become black!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!