- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

the power tho vomit your poop.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power of fart helium

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to be powerless.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to only be able to eat poop

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power of night-blindness.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

Pointless Super Powers