Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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to do nothing

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be powerless.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!