The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!