The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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to do nothing

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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to die when you are happy

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!